Quick update.

Hey everyone, sorry for the lack of posting but I haven't been feeling too great since Thanksgiving morning. Nothing some hot cocoa and an open fire can't fix though. Enjoy some comedy in the mean time.

I am thankful that I am not a turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving America!

Facepalm.

Okay, I know I said I was only doing one update per day but sometimes something so stupid happens that an exception has to be made. Sarah Palin has pretty much just declared war on 'South Korea.' Tonight she was featured on Glenn 'Ism' Becks radio program "George Soros Is A Jew" and when asked by a lackey of Becks how she would handle a situation like the current one between North and South Korea if she were president, Palin went with the 'obvious' answer: 'Obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.' Fuck diplomacy, right? Throw diplomacy right out the window and declare war on the real allies without even talking to them first.

Excerpt:

CO-HOST: How would you handle a situation like the one that just developed in North Korea?
PALIN: But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies. We’re bound to by treaty –
CO-HOST: South Korean.
PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we’re also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes.

Imagine how unimpressed Palin must have been by this radio co-host fellow, who apparently thinks there is some sort of big and important difference between 'North' and 'South' Korea. 'Eh, yeah, whatever,' Sarah probably thought to herself, 'Chinese people are all the same.'


Source: wonkette.com

Things to Come

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Hey, readers. So, my blog is finally starting to get some attention and I have to say I'm elated. I did not expect it to grow quite so quickly and I am grateful for your support. I'm still tossing around a few ideas in my head for things I could add to it over the next few weeks. One of the ideas I had was Twitter Thursday wherein I post a round up of the dumbest tweets by Teabaggers from the last week. I absolutley welcome all submissions from readers which you can email to me or send to me on my Twitter via normal tweet or a Direct Message. I'll see it either way. Don't limit to just tweets you see though. Send me anything you like that you think is worth posting on this blog or even if you think I might get a laugh out of it myself. For example, a friend sent me this video: Learn to speak Tea Bag.

Also, even if you don't have a Blogger account to follow me with, you can still post comments. I have enabled anonymous comments as I appreciate all feedback on my posts.

Anyway, on to a new video for you lot! On Thursday, April 15, Teabaggers from around the country gathered in the nations capital to protest what they perceived to be egregious increases in taxation under the Obama administration, despite taxes having actually been lowered for 98% of working Americans. As a fun little game, if you're a drinker, take a shot every time you hear the word 'socialist' or 'tyranny'. Just kidding, don't really. You'd be dead. Try not to choke on the stupidity at 6:09. You have been warned.


So, what have we learned from this video? Well, it's clear that Obama is trying to ban fishing so that he can buy all of the fish from terrorists.

The opinions voiced by Teabaggers are so absurd that they would count as comedy in any other country. My favourite part of this whole video is the irony of the guy saying 'I think you're misinformed.'

If you enjoy this video and yesterdays video why not subscribe to NewLeftMedia on Youtube. In the future there will be some sort of history lesson about how democracies falter when the uninformed masses become galvanized into action by partisan propaganda. That is why, I think, videos like this are important, and I applaud them for the work they are doing. Respect to the guy doing the interviews and keeping a straight face while nodding as if he's interested in the bat shit insane beliefs they're spewing all over him.

And finally, for anyone that actually cared about this shit (I sure as hell didn't but my Twitter stream was full of references to it.) Bristol 'I have two left feet and rely on the republican vote' Palin lost Dancing With The Stars to Jennifer Grey, even with their mass voting.

Good day, folks. And remember - please feel free to send any content or ideas you may have for the blog. Ciao!

Teabagger Freedumb Protest DC 9/12

Anyone wonder why the American empire is on the decline? Watch this video and cringe. The collective IQ of this crowd barely exceeds 48. It's probably because they are all incestuously related to each other. The ignorance here is staggering and coupled with misdirected passion it's actually scary. This is why you should pass an IQ test in order to have your vote count.

If I'm not mistaken, the man condemning abortion at the beginning made the claim that God caused 9/11. Also, I want to correct the Czar title. It was coined under the Nixon administration NOT during the Reagan Administration.

NO MORE CZARS! Wait, who started that stuff again? Reagan? What do they do? How much power do they have? Oh, oh. I didn't know that. Yes, to know that, you'd have to read stuff. Remember folks, readers are leaders. Investigate. Inform yourself.

Lefties just hate it when folks express their ideas so clearly, and with such understanding. It's really hard to argue with 'I just can't think of an example right now.' I mean, how can you discount that as a reason to hate the president?

I don't even know what else to say about this. I don't even feel like I need to mock them any further because they're doing a damn good job of it themselves.

Have some pictures instead.


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Also, I made this one last night myself in Photoshop. It's based on a sketch I saw on another website. While it's not exactly mocking the Tea Party, I do think this is the best place for me to post it. Hopefully it will provoke a little thought in some people.

Unedited Befuddled Teabaggers

If these people were sterilized it would raise the collective IQ by 50 points.

The lady at beginning claims she did not get tax cut. She says she is nurse and works 60 to 80 hours. She makes less then $250,000, she gets tax cut. She lied, a typical republitard. She probably isn't even a nurse. I bet she lives off food stamps and public housing. But she hates big government and taxes. Also, I think she may be against dental hygine.

The last part is priceless. They're taking away her freedom of speech? I guess that explains why she can't talk. And mommy had to jump in and tell her what she was there for? She's practically an adult and she's taking her parents at their word? Home and school are probably the same thing, so she has no education other than what her parents tell her. That's right mom, remind your daughter of the freedoms Barack Obama is taking away from her. Otherwise she might forget. If you see a young conservative, you're seeing a parental clone. I think this girl is a true testament. These people don't know what they are talking about and they don't even know what they are protesting. Why the fuck don't they just say 'I'm here because the president is black.' and be honest about their prejudices.

This entire video was hilarious and tragic. I just wish there were more white people at the protest though.

I'm surprised these people can even dress themselves each morning. God bless America.

Wallpapers.

I was playing around in Photoshop and I made some 1920x1080 wallpapers. (1080p Widescreen.) Let me know what you think in the comment section below. Hope you enjoy them.

Tebaggers are spelling wizards.

Obviously the Teabaggers are some sort of wizards when it comes to spelling. They do point to one very important issue, surprisingly; there is a serious problem with the education system in the south, and other inbred areas.

My favorite is 'No pubic option.' I support that sign, but I think there should be an allowance for landing strips, and bikini waxes should be covered by all health insurance.

And neo-cons wonder why university campuses spawn liberals.

Racist display.

This is just ridiculous.

I'll be honest, I'm not 100% sure if this guy is associated with The Tea Party or not. The friend that sent this to me insists that he is, though. Plus, this is what the typical Teabagger is like. Intensely racist, white supremicist, small town dwelling, 'I done did murreed muh cuzzin' idiots.

Just because people don't complain about it doesn't mean they're okay with it. If anything, some of them are probably intimidated. Sometimes the silence can speak louder than words. Since when was the definition of 'white pride' changed to 'killing someone not of your race.' The last time I checked, lynching had nothing to do with 'pride' and everything to do with glorifying murder. This is one of the main reasons why when I see someone wearing a confederate flag on their clothing or displaying it on their property I automatically label them as a complete idiot and a threat.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why sex with your sister is not a good idea.

Welcome to my new blog.

So, welcome to my new blog and I hope you will join me on my journey that will be undoubtedly filled with both laughs and rage.

It's my opinion that The Tea Party is extremely detrimental to the US. I understand that people are not currently satisfied with the direction the country is heading but let me tell you it's a hell of a lot better than the road the country was going down during the Bush administration.

I am extremely prejudice towards these morons and I am going to tar and feather every single one of them with the same brush. In my eyes, they're nothing but war loving, no brained, right wing, homophobic, racist nutcases. Because of them the entire world is looking towards the US and laughing.

What the fuck ever happened to the America I knew. What the fuck ever happened to 'all men are created equal.' What the fuck possible reason could anyone logically back up for wanting to step back into the realm of ignorance. In general, what the fuck.

Every American should see this video and stand up to these morons. This is why it's so important to vote. I'm not saying every American will agree but goddamn you people have the luxury of choosing who you vote for without being tied to one political agenda. You should vote for those that show the best and necessary qualifications to do the job you would like them to be elected to do. Not one single member of The Tea Party is capable of forming a single thought in their head let alone exemplifying qualifications.

These people are a disgrace and an insult to demoracy.